The Scott Brown Action Hero!

“Faster than a speeding pickup! More powerful than a locomotive full of Kennedys! Able to kill off Obamacare with a single vote!”

According to an article by the Boston Herald, Herobuilders.com begins selling Scott Brown action heros today!

“There’s the “2012 Executive Scott Brown,” dressed ever-so-presidentially in a suit. Then there’s the “Scott Brown Everyman,” dressed in a white T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Which, if you ask us, makes the senator-elect look like a member of the Log Cabin Club! Where’s the manly barn jacket???? But best of all, is the anatomically correct Scott Brown Cosmo Doll, with rippling biceps, a Situationesque six-pack and an oh-so-demure fig leaf!”